Saturday, July 11, 2009

Do you know your hymns?

Dentist's Hymn.............................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn...................There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn.......................The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn........................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn........................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn..................Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn.....................Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn..................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn.......................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn................Send the Light
The Shopper's Hymn....................Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn......................I've got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn....He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn......................The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway here are a few more hymns:

~45mph.......................... God Will Take Care of You
~65mph.......................... Nearer My God To Thee
~85mph.......................... This World Is Not My Home
~95mph.......................... Lord, I'm Coming Home
~100mph......................... Precious Memories

Lord, give me a sense of humor,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.

In His Most Precious Love...and with mine!!!

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Kind words are like honey—
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Proverbs 16:24