Chocolate Calculator

I'm not sure there's anybody else in the world who loves CHOCOLATE as much as I do....thanks to my precious Daddy!!!

I don't like dark chocolate, though, but I know many of you do....my brother and nephew like it, and I always take a little goody bag when I know I'm going to see him!!! Would you like to know why I don't like dark chocolate....it might be a bit TMI....but....it reminds me of Ex-Lax...there....I said it!!!!

I haven't used that stuff in eons...but that's what I was given as a child....and, I hated the taste of it...and there's something about dark chocolate that just brings back that horrible memory.....

go ahead....

call me weird....

don't you know I already know it!!!

ha! ha!

Any-hoo....here's a little math problem for all of you

(Ms. Rhonda....see if you can figure this one out....I didn't even try!!!)

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

It takes less than a minute .

Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

10

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

10 x 2 = 20

3. Add 5

20 + 5 = 25

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

25 x 50 = 1250

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add 1758.

1250 + 1759 = 3009

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

3009 - 1955 = 1054

You should have a three digit number

1054

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

10 -number of times I want chocolate a day...

oh, I mean a week!!!

The next two numbers are

54 - my age

Happy Friday, Everybody!!!

In His Most Precious Love....and with mine!!!